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If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List Bag

$20.82

Color: Black

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This bold and hilarious design features a fierce raccoon paired with the sarcastic phrase: “If I Ever Get Rabies, You're High On My Bitin' List.” Perfect for fans of edgy humor, dark animal jokes, and meme culture! Whether you love trash pandas, wild creatures, or just want to make a statement, this design is sure to bite its way into people's attention. Ideal gift for animal lovers, sarcastic friends, raccoon enthusiasts, and people who enjoy twisted humor. Great for t-shirts, stickers, mugs, and more!

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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