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Hello Darkness My Old Friend I Stood Up Too Fast Again Socks

$17.75
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This distressed typography design features a red EKG heartbeat line paired with a humorous parody about getting lightheaded when standing up too fast. It captures the daily reality of low blood pressure, tall person struggles, and getting old. Suitable for anyone who appreciates medical jokes and song lyric parodies.

Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.

Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

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