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Hello Darkness My Old Friend I Stood Up Too Fast Again Bag

$25.82

Color: Black

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This distressed typography design features a red EKG heartbeat line paired with a humorous parody about getting lightheaded when standing up too fast. It captures the daily reality of low blood pressure, tall person struggles, and getting old. Suitable for anyone who appreciates medical jokes and song lyric parodies.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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